Hawaiian Airlines

"I thought I was going to die, we were so high up," the card said. "I thought to myself: I hope we don't crash and burn or worse yet landing in the ocean, living through it, only to be eaten by sharks, or worse yet, end up on some place like Gilligan's Island, stranded, or worse yet, be eaten by a tribe of headhunters, speaking of headhunters, why do they just eat outsiders, and not the family members? Strange ... and what if the plane ripped apart in mid-flight and we plumited (sic) to earth, landed on Gilligan's Island and then lived through it, and the only woman there was Mrs. Thurston Howell III? No Mary Anne (my favorite) no Ginger, just Lovey! If it were just her, I think I'd opt for the sharks, maybe the headhunters."

Prohibido

Guns
Beer
Outside food
Gang colors
Animal feed
Don't eat the animals
Nudity
Swearing.

It's the Simpsons.

But I never forget. I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one.”

“The reason you haven’t felt it is because it doesn’t exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons. You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one.”

Not particularly fond of vultures. I'm sure there is a down side to this, but I can't see it at the moment.

South African gamblers. Who knew?

Vultures are disappearing because gamblers are literally smoking their brains. That’s right. Smoking their brains.

Hawaii Sunshine Chronicles

Don Ray's Hawaii

Palin's own father says she left Hawaii because she was apparently "uncomfortable around Asians and Pacific Islanders"

Isn't that the definition of racism? I kinda thought she was when she said of Obama and Clinton after the primary:

"So Sambo beat the Bitch!"

One of two Honolulu police officers arrested Aug. 15 for smoking marijuana in Las Vegas will be facing up to four years in prison

Did they bring it from Hawaii or did they buy it in Vegas?

D'oh!

Shark bite prompts surprise birth

A pregnant shark at a New Zealand aquarium was bitten by another shark, unexpectedly releasing four baby sharks as visitors watched.A pregnant shark at a New Zealand aquarium was bitten by another shark, unexpectedly releasing four baby sharks as visitors watched.

All eight baby sharks survived.

Aquarist Fiona Davies, quoted by the NZ Herald website, said it was common for sharks to take chunks out of each other, even in the wild, but she had never heard of anything like this.

Ms Davies said the unusual delivery had probably saved the baby sharks' lives.

william h. macy

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