Come hither, young man...

I know a guy that is the definition of crass. One realism he did convey was (roughly paraphrased) If a woman doesn't give you the "Come Hither, Young Man" look, your fucked. Full Stop. Don't try. Minus (or plus?) the tits, this is the 'Come Hither' look.

20 held in palace takeover attempt

Group occupies 'Iolani grounds, allegedly assaults staffer on Statehood Day
Two members of the group lock the palace's Richards Street gates. Meanwhile, the group's spokesman said he has "placed the kingdom under federal protective custody" and "we're going to be here forever."

“LOST” Open Casting Call Tomorrow

Production on the fifth season of ABC’s hit television series “LOST” begins this weekend, and the creators of the show are looking for talent right here in Hawaii. They’re holding their first “open casting call” tomorrow at Ala Wai Elementary School. They’re looking for all shapes and sizes, though fluency in a foreign language might help.

There won’t be any scripts — just a form, a camera, and a few questions. Just show up ready to shine! Local “LOST” fans and would-be TV actors and actresses have never had a better chance to get on the show.

Missing woman's body found buried by her Puna home

Husband of 34-year-old talking with police but not considered suspect.
uh huh.

CBS to Relaunch “Hawaii Five-0″

It was announced yesterday that a new version of “Hawaii Five-0″ will be shot in Hawaii around 2009 - 2010.

http://www.hawaiiweblog.com/2008/08/08/obama-hawaii-speech

Aloha! First of all, everybody who doesn’t know, this is Michelle Obama. My partner, my love, and the person who knocks sense into me every once in a while. First I want to thank…

Mr Brownstone.

Appetite for Destruction was released 21 years ago. Sgt. Pepper's was released 41 years ago.

We'll leave the lights on for you!

Loaded with gadgets, British rower halfway to Hawaii

fuck hawaiiradiotv.com

Q&A: Does anyone in the public besides station owners, advertisers and people in the industry care about radio ratings anymore?

fuck no! Clear Channel can go to hell. Can't you do anything local? fuck Melvin Ah Ching.

Navy reports radioactive leak from sub

Tainted-water trail left in Japan, Guam, Hawaii not considered a threat

Trippy photographer takes hundreds of trippy pictures.

It's hard to explain...keep looking. It's addictive.

Dutch Treat or American Share

American Share is a term that I first heard in Thailand sometime in mid-2005. It’s a phrase that I’d never heard before that, but a concept that is understood by people the world over.

It means that everyone in the dinner party will pay for themselves.

Growing up in the US we called it a “Dutch Treat”.

Robert Novak Runs Down Obama Supporter

The Politico reports that conservative columnist Robert Novak "was cited by police after he hit a pedestrian with his black Corvette in downtown Washington, D.C., Wednesday morning." The pedestrian who rudely got in Novak's way is attorney David Bono, a partner at Hawkins Cunningham who has given $1,000 to Barack Obama's campaign. While I understand that the McCain campaign has been having difficulties getting its message out with the media swooning over Obama's overseas trip, I'm not sure that having surrogates run over Obama partisans is the most efficient strategy for winning the election, though it is admittedly better than the ideas they have come up with so far.

The Progress Bar

This is why I can't have nice things..

Turtle found slaughtered

Please turn in the piece of human garbage that did this: 453-6780

The female turtle was found covered by sand and on her back at Laniakea Beach shortly before 9:30 a.m., said Joanne Pettigrew, the educational outreach coordinator of Malama na Honu, which protects the turtles that gather at Laniakea Beach.

Trippy day, fair waves...